Frat Boy Dad by College Humor

This is an average funny video. The funniest parts are at the end. The baby is doing a keg stand while being breast fed. The boy is being paddled by his family in the dark basement. The funniest part was right at the very end where he drugs his wife.

This guy reminds me off this dude I knew freshman year. I would wake up in the middle of the night to take a leak and I would see this guy in the hallway shirtless, with a box of fried chicken and fries, and couple of cans of bud light. He didn't make it very far, pretty sure he either dropped out or got kicked out.

Back in Atlanta

I drove 851 miles from New Jersey to Atlanta, Georgia. It took me roughly 15 hours. I didn't have a camera otherwise I would post some pictures of the journey. This was the second time I traveled by car such a long distance by myself. It was not as bad as the first time. I didn't feel my mental alertness hitting a wall and my eyelids didn't weigh 10 pounds like it did last time towards the end of my trip. I drank 2 coca-colas, 2 cups of coffee, and 1 medium iced coffee from Dunkin' Donuts.

I avoided a ticket by following a speed racer who got pulled over right before me. This decoy strategy works quite well, but you must keep at least 3 car lengths of distance between yourself and the decoy. Stay in the left lane and speed as much as you want. As long as the car in front of you is going slightly faster, most likely he will be pulled over first. Worst case scenario if you do get pulled over, you can attempt to use the excuse that you were just following the flow of traffic.

Since I don't have anything entertaining to mention, I will leave you with this: REAL HOMER and Van Damme from Blood Sport.

Grid - Will it be The Next Best Racing Game?

I want to have an HDTV, Surround Sound, and a nice Futon ready for this game before Summer time. It looks so amazing, will probably be better than GT5. I want a PS3 with the force feedback steering wheel and pedals. Why you ask? Because I want to experience the adrenaline rush of racing without investing the money in cars or risking my life.

Fed Rate Cut of 75 BPS Like Putting a Band-Aid on a Cobra Bite

Ben Bernanke and The Fed cut the Federal Funds Rate, also known as the benchmark rate by 75 basis points. The markets rallied heavily after the announcement at 2:15pm, after gaining steam early from the anticipation of the cut. This is a typical bear market rally, strong, short, and sputtering, the traders seem to be jumping on a trampoline. It is inevitable that the gravity of the situation, that is, oil being over $106/barrel, Gold being over a $1006/ounce, and a struggling dollar, will soon send the market plunging back down. As the Fed Rate declines, the value of the dollar falls. It has been steadily been cut over the last 6 months, in order to increase the supply of money and help a regressing economy.




Although wall-street was hoping for a larger cut, the market rallied tremendously, spurred by Lehman and Goldman earnings which beat the street's expectations. This rally, dubbed Turnaround Tuesday by CNBC, follows a dreadful Monday where Bear Stearns announced it did not have cash to continue day to day operations (liquidity crisis). Through a cash infusion sponsored by the Federal Government, J.P. Morgan Chase purchased the investment banking giant at $2 a share, total cost approximately $260 million.

As the chart shows the DOW, S&P, and Nasdaq all rallied, with leading gains in the financial sector (XLF), which has been taking it on the chin for the last 12 months . The other sectors are illustrated by the spider ETFs: Energy (XLE), Technology (XLK), and Healthcare (XLV). It is interesting to note that Healthcare had modest gains compared to other sectors, even though it is fundamentally poised to have the strongest growth in our future economy.

The cut boosted the markets simply because future value changes with the Fed Funds rate, which affects valuation. It is a short term fix to a growing crisis in our economy. Politicians, CNBC, and others with their own agenda want you to believe everything will be okay. However, your personal economy is the most important factor, regardless of how the overall economy is doing. The fact is that the overall economy will dictate your personal economy and you will notice, no matter how minute, the elements of the global economy affecting your daily life (your personal economy). If the amount of money you use to fill up your tank continues to rise, while the price of your food and essential daily services (food, energy, living expenses) increases, and you face employment issues (laid off, fired, can't find a job), you will be crippled by the cobra's poison.

You will spend less money, trust the government less, and this will reflect the consumer confidence index and all the other economic instruments, which will simply validate that we are in a shitty economic state. A completely autonomous free market economy does not work. There need to be constraints, governances, and issues that have to be addressed for the efficient use of capital.

I heard an economist from Wachovia stating that individual Americans would be facing an economic crisis similar to that in 1991 and 1982-1982. Americans have a short memory. The times are certainly going to get hard in the distant future. Previous Fed Chairman Allan Greenspan never cut the Fed Funds Rate more than 50 basis points at a single meeting. This is a sign that we are in a desperate situation.

As far as investing is concerned, these volatile markets are an excellent opportunity to make some cash. I'm not speculating doom and gloom scenarios, just my two cents on the rate cut and the current state of affairs with the economy.

Human Giant Season 2 March 11th @ 11PM on MTV !

Warning: Don't watch these clips at work without headphones... NSFW

Human Giant is a sketch comedy show on MTV. The group consists of Aziz Ansari, Rob Huebel, Paul Scheer (The dude from the VH1 Best Week Ever Show), and Jason Woliner.

The sketches are hilarious and very original, surprising it was picked up by MTV. They're doing a lot of promos and really trying hard to create a buzz so best of luck to them. I don't know if the show will be popular but it's already created a cult following. It's just wacky, sardonic, and....HIGH-LARIOUS.

I think these skits are a lot funnier online 'cause they're not censored. Without the curse words, the extremely wild content lacks that extra comedic punch.

Here are some of my favorite clips:

Season 2 Clips


Will Arnett has a threesome with Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.


Viral Video Competition.

It's funny 'cause it's so true. 15 minutes of fame as Warhol had once said has now become 15 seconds of internet stardom.

Semi Charmed Life - Third Eye Blind

This song defines a period of my youth. Minus the crystal meth and everything except for the catchy melody. It was ingrained into my mind by countless repetitions of pop radio. Over and over again, repeated by pop radio for like 6 weeks atleast twice a day.

lyrics:

I'm packed and I'm holding,
I'm smiling, she's living, she's golden and
she lives for me, She says she lives for me,
Ovation, She's got her own motivation,
she comes round and she goes down on me,
And I make her smile, It's like a drug for you,
Do ever what you want to do, Coming over you,
Keep on smiling, what we go through.
One stop to the rhythm that divides you,
And I speak to you like the chorus to the verse,
Chop another line like a coda with a curse,
And I come on like a freak show takes the stage.
We give them the games we play, she said,
I want something else, to get me through this,
Semi-charmed kind of life,
I want something else,
I'm not listening when you say, Good-bye.

The sky it was gold, it was rose,
I was taking sips of it through my nose,
And I wish I could get back there, Some place back there,Smiling in the pictures you would take, Doing crystal myth,
Will lift you up until you break,
It won't stop, I won't come down, I keep stock,
With a tick tock rhythm and a bump for the drop,
And then I bumped up. I took the hit I was given
Then I bumped again, And then I bumped again.
How do I get back there to,
The place where I fell asleep inside you?
How do I get myself back to,
The place where you said,
I want something else to get me through this,
semi-charmed kind of life,
I want something else,
I'm not listening when you say, good-bye,

I believe in the sand beneath my toes,
The beach gives a feeling, An earthy feeling,
I believe in the faith that grows,
And the four right chords can make me cry,
When I'm with you I feel like I could die.
And that would be all right,
All right, When the plane came in,
She said she was crashing, The velvet it rips,
In the city we tripped, On the urge to feel alive, But now I'm struggling to survive,
The days you were wearing, That velvet dress,
You're the priestess, must confess,
Those little red panties,
They pass the test, Slide up around the belly,
Face down on the mattress, One,
Now you hold me, And we're broken.
Still it's all that I want to do.
Feel myself with a head made of the ground,
I'm scared but I'm not coming down.
And I won't run for my life,
She's got her jaws just locked now in smile
but nothing is all right,
All right, I want something else,
To get me through this,
Semi-charmed kind of life,
I want something else,
I'm not listening when you say, good-bye.

Very creepy claymation video

This is going to make me dream about black holes and Satan. I can't imagine children watching this shit on a Saturday morning. What the hell were they thinking when making this? Yeah, this will be a great way to teach kids about God. It's like a bad acid trip mixed with a Saturday morning cartoon.

If anyone knows where this video is from please let me know.

Jack Nicholson wants HIlary as President

Jack Nicholson is supporting Hillary Clinton for the Democratic Primaries. He has decided to make it official by making this weird ass endorsement video. Unfortunately, Jack, like most celebrities, has forgotten that no one gives a shit about who he supports.

For the record I don't support Clinton. And I hopped off the Obamawagon a long time ago. I think Ron Paul has some decent ideas but I don't agree with his pro-life stance. It's going to be close race between Hillary and Obama for the Democratic candidate, but the White House is guaranteed to them this year. They would have to really fuck it up lose to Republicans this year.

I just don't see Obama winning. I mean how are we going to let a black man into the white house who's begging for "change".

I didn't come up with that joke but will take credit for it.