"I Don't Believe in Eye for an Eye, I Believe in 2 Eyes for an Eye" - Bas Rutten

Bas Rutten is a MMA fighter who has released a series of videos on street fight tactics. As usual, the videos that aren't trying to be funny turn out to be hilarious. Thanks to Lasko, I found this video of Bas Rutten on his blog and decided it was very worthy of SomaComa.

In this video, Bas demonstrates how to win a bar fight. I feel so bad for his training partner and I wonder if there were any "out takes" where Bas actually "accidently" hurt the guy. All I know is that I don't want to be in a bar fight with Bas - EVER. This video also reminds us that you shouldn't get into a bar fight in the first place unless you are a complete badass like Bas Rutten. So next time I get drunk and I get beer balls and want to start some shit, I will be rethinking every move - knowing there are people out there like Bas who aren't hoping they don't get into an altercation, but wishing that they do.

Thanks again to Lasko, this video is not only informative, but absolutely hilarious.