John McCain is a Liar, Coward, and a Piece of Shit Power Hungry Cunt

It's a damn shame John McCain uses his POW status to try and lure the votes of red-state America. Obama did resort to a smear campaign but there was plenty of material that was at his disposal, only difference being the allegations against McCain are true.

He claims he spent 2 years in prison camp and constantly brags about how he was tortured the whole time. Now watch these videos and ask yourself what seems closer to the truth. He doesn't care if we keep our forces in Iraq for a 100 years? Is that alright with you? What a fucking weasel. How the fuck does middle-class "real america" voters fall for this bullshit? Please send this to any McCain supporters before the election - and note - these videos weren't produced by the "left wing liberal media conspiracy", they were produced by vietnamveteransagainstmccain.com (except for the last one).

Pride and Glory Movie Review

Here's my summarized review of "Pride and Glory", the new cop-thriller with Ed Norton and Collin Ferrell. It sucked. An unoriginal bore-fest with one intense scene. What a waste of talent.

"I Don't Believe in Eye for an Eye, I Believe in 2 Eyes for an Eye" - Bas Rutten

Bas Rutten is a MMA fighter who has released a series of videos on street fight tactics. As usual, the videos that aren't trying to be funny turn out to be hilarious. Thanks to Lasko, I found this video of Bas Rutten on his blog and decided it was very worthy of SomaComa.

In this video, Bas demonstrates how to win a bar fight. I feel so bad for his training partner and I wonder if there were any "out takes" where Bas actually "accidently" hurt the guy. All I know is that I don't want to be in a bar fight with Bas - EVER. This video also reminds us that you shouldn't get into a bar fight in the first place unless you are a complete badass like Bas Rutten. So next time I get drunk and I get beer balls and want to start some shit, I will be rethinking every move - knowing there are people out there like Bas who aren't hoping they don't get into an altercation, but wishing that they do.

Thanks again to Lasko, this video is not only informative, but absolutely hilarious.

Devin Harris Gets Swooped by Random Bloke

Devin Harris gets swooped on by random bloke from London. The fact that he's wearing jeans and a v-neck is the best part.

My New Workout

This video is so weird. I just hope to god that its fake.

Sarah Palin Gets Owned by Keith Olbermann

Watch Olbermann's response to Sarah Palin's criticism of Obama for "palling around with terrorists". He does a great job at pointing out how she likes to play the gender card and how she fails in every regard at being anything close to a qualified Vice Presidential candidate.

Safe for Work Porn

Another hilarious video, thanks to RP for this one.

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The Global Financial Crisis of 2008

The senate passed the bill and the House will most likely pass it on Friday. The media has embraced the "financial crisis", and by the media I refer to the 5 conglomerates that control all the media in America. When you hear news and analysis on our current economic situation always keep in mind that the wealthiest bastards in charge of these media conglomerates all have their own agenda. Watching CNN everyday I've realized that aside from the elementary overview of what's happening, the network doesn't really offer a clear analysis of the situation.

For those who want to grasp the details of our current situation (which shouldn't be any surprise - The New Paradigm for Financial Markets: The Credit Crisis of 2008 and What it Means by George Soros was published in May 2008) the media does not offer any substance. Another great book to read on the subject is Liars Poker by Michael Lewis. The story tells Lewis's first hand experience at the premier investment bank in the heyday of the 80s - Salomon Brothers. It discusses how the subprime CDOs were created, why they were created, and does an excellent job at explaining the details. This book should be read by the public to understand why CDO, subprime lending, and wall street greed has put us in our current situation.

The men that created these securities made BILLIONS of dollars. They had lobbyists working for them, bribing legislators to loosen regulations, in order to make more money. Michael Lewis breaks down the players in the Wall Street game, who have won handsomely, taken their rewards, and left long before the collapse in overtime. The middle class is shrinking, and the upper 5% is only getting richer and more powerful. What really "yanks my chain" is how ignorant the general public is - a.k.a the majority voters - and uninterested they are in the complexities of this economic fiasco.

In other news, I'm looking forward to the VP debate tonight, apparently so is majority of America. I hope CNN has their "Perception Analyzer" so they can help me form my opinion (/sarcasm).